Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

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Bed time story

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.

"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."

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bed time bowls

the act of smoking marijuana out of a water bottle bong before bed

"hey justin, wanna hit some bed time bowls tonight"
"sure jorden, im always down for some BTB's"

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Bed Sheet Hero

the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.

"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14

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Put Heads To Bed

To knock someone unconcious

I was at a party and a fight broke out and I had to put heads to bed

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fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.

I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme

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fell out of bed

When a stock in a publically traded company goes down a rediculous amount. This is usually because of a bad financial new announcement.

"My broker bought me this piece of shit start up company last week, the fucking stock fell out of bed already."

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