Basically another way of saying I’m screwed or in a bad situation; hopeless
I’m fucking cooked for this test bro
A way of describing or talking about a subject in an overly negative regard or fashion.
Bro #1: “Mane you heard the news bout Mikey Williams?”
Bro #2: “Yeah that niggas career is cooked.”
when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do
uti is cooked about rizzing nur
When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.
Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!
As a joke when someone is cooking for you.
what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.
or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.
"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"
"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."
Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone
Jhon: I bet I can date her first!
Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!