Milk soup

What you call cereal if you aren’t a coward

1) cereal is just milk soup

2) oh worm? true

Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.

Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.

Milk of magnesia

Used to describe white people in terms of attraction. (Colloquial)

Dami: that white girl is attractive

Rashaan: taking a sip of the milk of magnesia are we?
Or
Dami: im so in love with (white person)
Rashaan: you're knee deep in the milk of magnesia

Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

Milk Fiend

A milk fiend is a person who has an addiction to milk and milk shakes. Typically whole milk, rarely 2% and never skim. Often is a big fan of mega gas stations and high end dairy’s. True milk fiends often drink milk until they black out. White milk is the preferred but will substitute with chocolate. May resort to strawberry if in withdraw. Often referred to as “fiends”.

I was at Gas and Wash and there was a milk fiend slamming a half gallon of Oberweiss in the dairy section.

Milk Dick

A homosexual but generally homophobic adolescent

Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.