Ellie player pointer

Ellie player pointer: meaning, a player who "does" a lot of guys.

yeah dude when i woke up she was gone." " Dude you got Ellie player pointered!!!

bi-polar player

when you set your media player to shuffle and it plays something like Godsmack and then the next song is something like Tim McGraw. Making it seem like your player has bi-polar.

dude 1: I love Whatever by Godsmack!

song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw

dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player

fifa 20 player

plays the same fucking game all the time and spends their money from their mom's credit card to get good.

he is such a fifa 20 player

Player's Area Code

the players code saying if your girlfriend/boyfriend lives in an area code if you leave the area code you become single or you can cheat on them and it doesnt count

"dang dude im goin on vaca im afraid of cheatin on joe"
"man dont you know bout the playa's area code"

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Genshin Impact Player

someone who is extremely obese in real life and is attracted to minors

"eugh you genshin impact player"

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Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

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Comedy Store Players

A Group of Britains best improvisers;

Josie Lawrence & Andy Smart & Paul Merton & Neil Mullarkey & Richard Vranch & Lee Simpson & Jim Sweeney.

These 7 people are often named the Kings & Queen of british improv.
Most of their work is funny. Some also featured on

Whose line is it anyway
Josie Lawrence was the most popular on the show doing all 9 british series. and 3 american episodes.
Paul Merton & Jim Sweeney were also on the show from time to time.

Richard Vranch played the music for the songs .

Even though most of these preformers are now old they still preform at the comedy store in london :)

Ooh man! wanna' go see The Comedy Store Players?

Yeah Alright :D

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