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This is when you kick a woman in the vagina, and your foot gets stuck and when you pull your foot out the force is such that you shred the vagina.
Emergency Room: "Is she in labour?"
"No, it's just a rugged shark."
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The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.
After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.
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A manky shark with a long pointy nose
An insult for a real ugly person or nosey bugger
Ya goblin shark get ya nose out of me business
You so ugly ya make grown peeps cry- goblin shark
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Inserting a hand (or hands) into a persons orifice. The hand must be oriented in a manner that the four fingers lay on top of each other for the "insertion". The thumb points upward to resemble a sharks fin.
Dick and Fanny were having some quiet time. Fanny grew excited, resulting in Dick delivering a "Shark Fin".
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The result of being caught on the toilet, taking a shit, when you realize their is no toilet paper. So you leave your seat with your underwear half mast and race to the other bathroom in the house to wipe your ass - dropping small, sticky pieces of shit, that were attached to your cornhole, behind you all over the house - or land sharks.
I was dropping a grogan when the JWs came and knocked on my door. I thought it was the mail guy so I hurried up to wipe, but discovered I was all out of the good stuff. So I made a mad dash to the other bathroom and totally left a land shark in the front hallway.
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its when black girls just date white guys.
those girls are just sand sharks only for the white guys.
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When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.
Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.
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