Windows 98

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.

My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.

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Window-Licker

A pointless insult to throw at mates.
Noun

A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'

Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!

Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!

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Windows 10

A weird operating system that overheats your system

Yo you got the Trashy Windows 10?

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pie in the window

prostitute displaying her wares

i was walking down the street in amsterdam, heard tap,tap,tap, turned and saw pie in the window

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muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

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Window smashing

Going to smash your girlfriend on her period and it looks like you ran thru a window

Yo bro, you wanna get some beers.
Nah man, imma go window smashing.

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Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you

Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke

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