The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.
Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!
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The birthday of a person who is very incredibly super duper hot.
βOh my god! Tomorrowβs April 19th! Thatβs Eyaβs birthday!
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The day where the most beautiful, smart, and funny girls are born!
Amy: Today it's April 1st
Cris: It's your birthday! That means you're the most beautiful, smart, and funny person i know! Happy birthday π
7π 2π
April 15th is the day your taxes are due. better pay your taxes!
βItβs April 15th, did you pay your taxes yet?β
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If you were born on this day then you like Aidan and think heβs hot and has a big dick
Troy Born On April 26:Dang Aidans Really Hot!
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April 2nd is International Remy hate Day to show mfs who is the nastiest rat around. It's a day to Hate on that stupid rat and be glad that he's dead
A: yo, you know what day it is?
B: April 2nd, it's international remy hate day
A: really? Glad that mfer Stuart ran that bastard down
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