play cards around

To devote thinking time to a subject. To discuss an idea during a card game (traditionally criminal).

"Nice idea, we should play cards around it."

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beejs all around

blowjobs for everyone

*at restraunt

Guy: Can I get an order of .... (cough) beejs all around

Hot Waitress: what's that?

Guy: Nacho Cheeses all around please

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Murat around the corner

Murat is god
He is the best motorcar mechanic
He has only 9 fingers, but still satisfies every woman better than you!

Murat around the corner story:
Person 1: HII UwU
Murat: wanna get your car clean?
Person 1: yeah Kuss auf die Nuss
Murat: "destroys car and fucks his wife and daughter"

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reach around ranger

when you are ramming someone up the ass, while reaching around and jacking them off.

that fucker is suck a reach around ranger.

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texas turn-around

AKA "texas turn." When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.

Despite the name, "texas turn-arounds" are illegal in Texas.

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smack yourself around

a term for masterbation.something you do to spend time with yourself.

"OMG joey,when you go home you better not start to smack yourself around.LOL

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ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

Is a statement you scream as loud as you can in a public place any time it gets awkward or quiet. Originated from: Fly by Sugar Ray where the music dies down for a moment and the singer screams the quote very loud and awkwardly.

.... So mike did ever ever cure your disease?.. What disease man?... Oh you don't remembered? It went ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

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