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A man takes his balls and stuffs them inside the asshole of an Asian woman. Then jacks his dick as hard as he can until his balls explode and kill the Asian.
Oh damn man, that Asian bitch's shit just got blow up by that dudes balls. Oh, must've been an "Asian Grenade."...duh
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asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.
That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.
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1) some asshole made it up and now it's a racist saying
2) at the park on "the box" someone wrote asian pride
Jack: YO GGG YELLOW BOY
Yellow Boy: Yeah GGG JIN?
Jack: Motherfucker yo, yellow pride, lets go kill some whities tonight
Yellow Boy: Sure man
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1. An exchange student of Asian descent who has more cell-phone minutes than the avaerage human life span
1. guywhofindscellphone: Fuck who would have 85 years of cell-phone minutes on a cell-phone?
BuddyOfGuyWhoFindsCellPhone:...Crazy asians.
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Asian Sex is determined as WACK sex! No matter how hot, sexy, curvy, or horny the girl is the guy is alway ugly! Usually the girls in Asian sex is so hot and horny people would be willing to give them a 48 hour orgasm (Is that even possbile?) Nahh don't think so. But the guy on the other hand is ugly, fat, drunk and gay. They go around telling people "I got a 18 inch dick!" People want to bag bang him while they fuck, because there ugly but people THINK they got a big dick. In the end asian sex is where the girl is beauitful and boy looks like a naked hobo.
Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that she fucked BOB?!
Person 2: Whoaaa! No way. Thats what I call Asian sex!
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When it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look Asian
Hannah: "Dude it's so bright out here. I can't see a thing."
Amanda: "Maybe you should wear sunglasses like me so you don't get caught having Asian eyes."
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