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When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter
Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela
No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now
the worst insult
or like if your freaky with the asshole.
you asshole freaky fucky skeplushish
Pronounced-{coo-Bye..Asshole}
Cubi-Asshole; slang for goodbye friend.
YOU- Eyy dude, I have to go home and do the do's
FRIEND- Ight Cubi-Asshole
Also: CUBI' MEAGHAN
When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.
I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.
Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.
Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.
*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns
*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut
The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.
With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!