blueberry soup

a very goood soup but sounds like a whorehouse or something.

ryan: blueberry soup??? sounds like a whorehouse!

John: wtf is that?

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Soup Bowl

A woman who just had group sex

1- Why is Becky walking so funny
2- She has a soup bowl between her legs

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poop soup

a soup my little sister made up when she was a kid. It consisted of her poop, one of my smelly sneakers, carrots, and water. if you ever mentioned it to her, she'd giggle herself silly. do that now and she turns red.

yummy yummy poop soup in the tummy!

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Alphabet soup

The ever increasing number of 3 letter government agencies. Used commonly by libertarians to describe the bureau of Alcohol, Tobbaco, and Fire (ATF). Other agencies that may be referred to are FBI, CIA, DHS, CDC, NSA, DEA, and many more.

“Yesterday I filled my sprinkler system with gasoline for when the alphabet soup comes knocking. Time to go storm the capitol!”

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whisker soup

When you are with two girls and you cum in one girls vagina and the other girl slurps it out like soup

Last night Sally drank me and Heathers whisker soup

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Boner soup

A soup so delicious that it will:
1. If of the male gender, with one sip of boner soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.

2. If of the female gender, with one sip of boner soup, you instantly grow a penis which will instantly become erect.

3. If of the she-man gender, with one sip of boner soup, you still get an erect penis.

4. Yummy!

5. Full of sweet, sweet protein.

6. A soup that has boners in it.

Dad: Here's some chicken noodle soup!

Toddler Girl: No! I want some boner soup!

Dad: Haha, just like your mother! Good girl!

Toddler Girl: Yummy!

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Meatball Soup

Meatball Soup is the action of. Sticking your penis into a toilet and letting your balls float on the mix of pee and toilet water.

Meatball Soup is the action of. Sticking your penis into a toilet and letting your balls float on the mix of pee and toilet water.

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