Schwag Bag

A form of plastic bag frequently used for the sale of cheap marijuana. Characterized by the lack of a Ziploc-style seal, the closing of these bags involves licking. Often seen scattered sporadically in the homes of marijuana-smoking individuals.

"This schwag bag is filled with some ugly ass seeds, looks like you got some of that Bobby Brown"

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slut bag

one who is of the whoring nature, and will indefinitely fuck, suck or sha-bang anything of walking ability

why does my dog's leg smell like your ass ya slut bag?

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Swag Bag

A goodie bag that contains various useless yet irreplaceable items packed into a dufflebag, usually given at parties or by sponsers. Sometimes just useless house-hold items with a brand-name insignia on them

"Our sponsers left us a Swag Bag full of cool merch, such as one-zie pajamas" - Mark, Real World Road Rules Challenge Challenge

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Gas Bag

1. A special bag made to store and transport gas.

2. Someone who talks a lot or is full of hot air.

3. Someone who farts a lot.

Industries use gas bags to ship and transport gas for easy handling. My co-worker must have a lot of energy to talk a lot. My friend is full of gas cause he farts a lot.

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flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys

Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!

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Fuck Bag

Apparatus applied over the head of an extremely ugly woman to ease emotional scaring after you bone her.

Dude, I had to break out a fuck bag cuz, da biznach was uglier than a bathtub full of assholes.

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tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.

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