Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES)

When someone talks to you or another in your listening area and voice is so irritating it causes an uncontrollable bleeding of the ears.

When Jody comes into to my office and starts talking my ears start bleeding. She gives me a case of Bloody Ear Syndrome (BES).

Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

guts being filled

Literally means when someones male sexual organ is in somebodies female sexual organ or in the anus.

English Teacher: Class , I'm pregnant.
*Me imagining her husband guts being filled by her husband*

The cutest being

The cutest being is clearly someone who mindlessly refuses the fact that they are cute

"You know that guy Chris? Yeah, he's the cutest being in this universe!"
"Yeah! He sure is."

being fast

Being a whore.

Kelly-She fucked 7 dudes at once in the school bathroom in the disabled stall!
Sarah- oh wow I heard she’s in a wheelchair now!
Kelly- Yes, she’s being fast!

Being A Hannah.

Being a Hannah is when Someone is mean and bitchy to other friends of their friend just because they think that one day they’re going to replace them or because of some other insecurities.

Bob:Jamal!I wanted to point out that your friend Ellen was acting a bit off yesterday,Is everything okay with you two?
Jamal:Ohh...You know,She was just Being A Hannah..As usual.

being a Frank

being the coolest, being "in", being as perfect swag-trap boy
-dispregiative-

"damn bro, you know by heart all of Sfera Ebbasta's discography?"
"i sure do"
"your really are a Frank then"
being a frank