Mega Cum Blast

A Mega Cum Blast is a rare technique used by alpha males to eliminate threats in close distance combat. Depending on the user a Mega Cum Blast can achieve the power of a BFG (50 caliber sniper rifle). A Mega Cum Blast has the power to eliminate any Fortnite player in milliseconds.

"Hey dude what's up"
"Just playing Fortnite"
"Mega Cum Blast!!!"

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Choco-Blast of Yummiment

An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.

"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.

"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.

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Blast Ended Skank

the harry potter insult. this is used in place of swear words in school, if a teacher asks you what you are talking about, you can reply :

You: "neville you Blast Ended Skank"

Teacher : "WHAT IS THAT LANGUAGE?!"

You : its just Harry Potter sir :D

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oh damn and blast!

A polite way to share you're annoyance or anger over whatever has just happened. Often used by older, maybe relatively posh people.

man1 -
'oh damn and blast! I'm late for polo!'

man2 -
'Golly old fellow, you better be off, tally ho!'

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blast from the ass

A monstrous fart

Jimmie let a blast from the ass.

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blast your shithole

(v.) orig. from the 2002 film Irreversible. def. to sodomize. Used either as a threat of violence or kinky aggression.

Ex. 1

You: fuck you bitch. I ain't scared.

Me: you'd better be. I'm fixin' to blast your shithole!
Ex. 2
You: ooh baby! Yes! I love it! Talk dirty to me.
Me: I'm going to spit in your asshole, slide this godzildo in, and blast your shithole!

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Hillside Artillery Blast

When you tittie fuck a chick and blow your load in her face.

I gave Shirley the best hillside artillery blast ever. Shot her right in the face.