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1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner
2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven
When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven
When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.
That chick's a fucking boner sniper.
Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner
"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"
Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.
"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"
When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.
When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.
Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner