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When someone opens their mouth to talk, and the smell is so rank, it smells like they ate a shit sandwich. They have shit sandwich breath.
Damn, Alan! Your breath is the worst! Smells like you have shit sandwich breath!
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The fire breathing goblin is when your partner picks their nose and places their mucus into your anal cavity. You then proceed to fart the mucus back into their mouth.
Hey bebe how kinky are you? I'm a 12 level wizard kinky have yoh ever try the fire breathing goblin?
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A dispicable person.
That hog's breath deserves to be kicked in the ass.
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1.When a woman wants a man to put it down right. 2.A man who can do it so good, that he made you lose yo breath.
Giiirl, he made me lose my breath!
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a bitch that sucks so much cock that when she breathes a cock shaped vapor cloud emits from her mouth making her choke just a little bit...
Many of hugh heffners bunnies are cock breath bitches.
friend 1: hey dude look at that girk over there shes choking!!!
friend 2: hey its okay shes only a cock breath bitch she will be fine!
Whore: hey stop making f......{cough cough choke choke Bluaghhhhh!!!} nevermind i realize ima cock breath bitch now
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When you have passed out and someone takes a small shit in your mouth, thus leaving a nasty taste and your breath smelling like death.
Oh my god, John gave me a Russian breath mint last night and I can't get the smell out of my breath.
Ya I know, I watched.
Why Am I even friends with you. Sigh
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When your riding in a car, fart, raise your ass up a couple inche's from the seat so you can acceess your fart and suck it up in your mouth. Quickly face the driver and blow the fart in to their face.
I gave Laura old man's breath and she couldn'tbelieve what I have done. I celebrated because it did work. WOOHOO
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