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A already smoked thrown away Cigarette, that is on the floor or in a public ashtray, that a bum or homeless person picks up, relights and smokes.
Homeless bum jay walking around the hood, found a half smoked Bum Butt on the floor, he picked it up, re lit it, and smoked it.
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Usually occurs the morning after heavy drinking and can be accompanied with actual barfing. Involves regular trips to the toilet with little or no warning.
Guy 1: Hey dude, awesome night last night but you were wasted!
Guy 2: Yeah, it got pretty crazy!
Guy 1: How you feeling today? Pretty hung, I guess?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, been having a serious bum barfing session all day.
Guy 1: I hate when that happens!
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Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.
"The child's being bummed in the face!"
"Bummed in the face?"
"Yes, bummed in the face!"
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To blow one's nose by pressing down on either nostril and blowing the snot out of the other. Used by people who don't have tissues or are homeless (bums).
Whenever I don't have a tissue, I just bum blow to clean my sinuses.
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blunts rolled out of paper grocery store bags
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll
man i couldnt find a swisher so i had to cop a bum blunt
man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier
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Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.
I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.
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