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n. a living organism with an over obsession for any single object or action.
With as much as she keeps applying lip balm, she must be a "bump junkie" for that stuff.
Look,that guy is doing it again, what a "bump junkie".
That cat is a "bump junkie" for those kitty treats.
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A mixture of molly and cocaine that is snorted. Mostly done by frat boys looking to party.
Set me up a Swirly Bump. Im trying to feel like shit tomorrow.
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1. To grind, bump, caress, or somehow come in contact with another persons genitalia while on the dance floor with one's own genitalia.
2. To dance erotically and arousingly at a club, where contact between clothed genitalia is occuring, or "bumping."
Dang broskeet, last night at the Happy Hop I was bumping dirties with Kyle's aunt on the dancefloor!
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What happens when a large macho black guy rubs his feces over you.
Johnny: Hey, dude, did Cole Train rub his feces over you?
Harry: Yeah, I'm bumping of shit!
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The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.
Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!
The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”
“I’ll order mexican food tonight”
“You naughty person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.
Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.