First-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.

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me first and the gimme gimmes

A band consisting of members from No Use For A Name, Lagwagon, and Swingin Utters. They are primarily a punk rock band that does covers of pop songs, show tunes, and folk tunes, often ending up with a catchy and widely popular result.

"I don't think I'll ever listen to pop songs the same way after I heard Me First and the Gimme Gimmes"

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I remember MY first

Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.

1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup*
Person 2: I remember MY first beer

2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal*
Person 2: I remember MY first goal

3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message*
Person 2: I remember MY first text message.

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The first country to recognise Bangladesh

Bharat. She recognized Bangla Desh on 6 Dec 1971 around 11 AM.

Several newspapers including The New York Times, The Irish Times, Asian News Service, The Bangladesh Observer, The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, and so on.

Bangladesh was helped by Bharat in all cases at 1971 War and became the first country to recognise Bangladesh.

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go for anal on the first date

Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.

Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?

Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.

Let’s get drunk first

What you do when you don’t smoke weed and want to do sumthing with some sort of intoxication.

Phil, yo let’s go grocery shopping we all out of food.
Mark, yeah let’s get drunk first.
Phil, bett

chan's first stray kid

Bang chan's first tray kid is Stray kids' member Han jisung. Han was the second member of skz to join jype entertainment after bangchan, hence him being chan's first stray kid.

- oh my god did you see that new video of han and chan
- omg yes chan's first stray kid and him were so cute there