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benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs December 30, 2016


pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 7, 2024

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belly button pussy

The aroma of ones pussy that resembles the smell of belly button lint.

Fitz walked by in her towel and I got a whiff of her belly button pussy.

by DAbomb69 February 18, 2017


Talentless Button-Pushing Thundercunts

Daft Punk

"Daft Punk are talentless button-pushing thundercunts"

by Kitchen appliance January 28, 2014


Urban Dictionary dislike button

A button people mostly press whenever a definition insults them or calls them out. This makes them feel good.

see Urban Dictionary Names

How dare this definition call me dumb after I spelt retard as retart. Behold, the Urban Dictionary dislike button is here to save the day! I get to increase the number next to the thumbs down by a whole 1! Hold up, did this definition just flip me off??? This deserves a big fat dislike. What? You say I'm an Urban Dictionary dislike button addict? Hmmm... dislike from me.

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

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barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018


Whammy Button

The act of slamming the back of your partners head like a gameshow button while recieving oral. The reaction to performing the whammy button is usually a buzzing sound, much like you were actually on a gameshow answering questions. The other most probable reactions are either a slap to the face, or your partners dinner on your balls.

"Hope you don't mind if i hit the whammy button sweetheart". "Okay, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whamm- STOP!"

by Thatisjustawesome July 20, 2012