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When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
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When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"
A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.
The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.
The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet
Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride
Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !