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A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair
Susan is definitely the queen of the carpet
weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina
I just Gave my girlfriend a dirty Dirty carpet.
Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants
Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous
When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet
"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"