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A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.
I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.
MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle
Ur mom is such a carpet dragon
When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet
"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"