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An African-American woman's vagaina
Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.
Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!
I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.
When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina
I just Gave my girlfriend a dirty Dirty carpet.
A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet
"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants
Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous
A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus