When you are not allowed to leave a place because you are to young. Such as at Chuck E. Cheese where you are not allowed to check yourself out without an adult. Teenage girls like to go and often get stuck there.
worker: "Um, i'm sorry but i cant let you leave because your parents have to check you out."
teenage girls: "but we drove ourselves here!!
Other teenage girl: "aw damn we've been Chuck E. Cheesed"
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A wine of various types by Charles Shaw (Chuck) which is sold for $1.99 a bottle at the Trader Joe's grocery store chain in California, with bottles by the hundreds, possibly thousands, in plain sight at these locations. It is surprisingly decent and is a nice cheap way to buy booze as long as you don't care what it is.
Friend: Why do you have wine?
Me: How about because bottles of wine are the same as about 5 beers, these are two dollars each, and I still can still eat once I'm starving. And also because I don't care what you think. So I bought 2 buck chuck.
Friend: True, good point.
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used when one is completely sure about something
A: what time does the bus leave?
B: At 5:25
A: Are you sure?
B: Yes.
A: Are yo chuck-norris-sure?
B: Yes
Boom Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes.
Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass.
He lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a slug of whiskey and fucked the other 2.
When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well.
On his grave stone written in green was "Boom Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
boom chuck a willy was a fucking machine
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The greatest game ever made...
Have you played ball chuck 3D? It's the best game!
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the last thing a person says in a "your momma" battle with chuck norris. no one talk's bad about chuck's mom.
"Chuck's mom... ahhh!!! no, i'm sorry!!!"
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Letโs go get traumatized by some animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese!
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