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When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher
Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends
a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom
a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom
The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.
Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.
A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.
John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage
someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation
ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.