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You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022


non disclosure agreement condoms

Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.

Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.

by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 28, 2023


Wall Condom

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.

The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw

by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023


Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.

The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.

by Purinse March 19, 2024


Jungle condom

Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.

Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.

by Stitches May 29, 2015


nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts

cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki

“nut no condom”

by asfdghjk,. January 30, 2019


Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA August 27, 2015