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A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.
Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
what you say when someone stating facts
“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“nut no condom”
A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose
"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived
"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"
The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.
“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”
A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.