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artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.

That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.

by europopian August 26, 2009


Cop Bump

When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.

The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.

by Peleke9 July 31, 2016


Chat-cops

Chat Cops are online moderators who maintain order in a live online multi-person chat community. Their main responsibility is to ensure that the chat rules are being adhered to. They warn members if they are breaking rules and they normally have the power to mute users either temporarily or permanently. The position is often unpaid and can be stressful. Rational individuals won't do it for long, unless they have a fetish for power or have a found a way to use the position for personal gain. This inevitably leads to abuse of one sort or another.

I can't troll Discord today, one of the Chat-cops muted me for 24hrs.

by Ghostnipple July 17, 2024


Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.

Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023


Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024


Rollo Cop

Police officer or security guard that gets around by riding a Segway.

That Rollo Cop chased me down and gave me a ticket for jaywalking!

by JohnnyKC September 22, 2011


Hot Cop

1.
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.

2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.

Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)

1. (verb) Yeah man, Angie just hot copped her dinner.

2 (noun) Don't be such a Hot Cop, Becky.

by A Gallon of Bees July 18, 2010