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Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
Little girl: mom where did timmy go?
Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.
First-cousin-nine-times-removed (1C9R).
My first-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.
Cousin bopper can be used to refer to others. Just means another reference of boul. Some people say yo cousin I say yo cousin bopper.
Yo cousin bopper. Wtf did you just say cousin bopper imma slap tf outta you bro you catta.
My sesqui-first cousin-nibling is a good person.
A french woman who is bodacious and sometimes a little eager. Can turn into a tiger at any time of day, especially in the bedroom. This goregeous individual can do anything with her tougne. Especially make a jolly rancher into a ball.
"What the hell! Have you seen my wife, she is half elephant and half Cousin au..." says john.
Friend: Oh shes right here! (her humping a wizard)
More known within the black community, “Cousin Faith” is a woman who pursues , have sex with, or tries to flirt with a partner or an ex of a family member. Such back stabbing disrespectful behavior, they usually have no reason behind it besides “Cousin Faith” just being a hoe
“I could never be friends with her again, I don’t even address her by her name. She cousin Faith to me.”
(Soul Food Movie 1997) Terri: “Oh fuck the family! The family fucked my husband. Yeah Faith fucked my husband.” (Terri’s sister also married the man she was on a date with and slept with him too)
Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.