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When a guy and girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because, well his hole is in the back.
My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.
when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.
While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.
When a girl is riding a guy cowgirl style and just before he is about to come, she punches him in the face. In his confusion he finishes as his eyes well up with tears.
My girl was upset I didn’t give her money to get her nails done. Later that night my girl was riding me and cowboy bepop-ed me right in the face, now I have a black eye.
A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
Howdy pilgrim...ya wanna try some Cowboy Candy on top of that Ribeye?
A drug trafficker who illegally stores and traffics crack cocaine from one location to another, like a Cowboy who herds cattle. Hence the name, Cocaine cowboy.
"Before his incarceration, Jimmy was a Cocaine cowboy who shipped crack from Columbia to the south coast US.
if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.
THE BEST DAMN PAL TEAM IN THE LEAGUE
Memphis cowboys are so good.