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Blue Oval Disease is common among Americans. It is a disease in which the person infected is completely convinced that Ford automobiles are the best in the world. The infected person lacks the understanding that their car or truck is not the best in the world. To the infected person any other automobile is junk and does not meet the American standards of transportation. This disease can have many symptoms, and examples.
Blue Oval Disease Examples
EXAMPLE- Rusty Wallace is gonna win because he drives a Ford.
EXAMPLE- You would not have that problem with a Ford.
EXAMPLE- Everyone knows that Mustangs are not the fastest cars on the road. The person infected will tell you his/hers is.
EXAMPLE- They are the first to complain about other manufactures design flaws, and how Ford doesn't have any.....lol.
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A severe disease in which one has suffered a knee or leg injury. Most commonly referring to a torn ACL.
Yo! Kyle just got Derrick Rose Disease playing football. He’s out for the the season.
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a disease that moms get when they have children. Symotoms include: excessive nagging, overprotiveness, and constant interrogation
Baxter: Tyler's mom got Mad mom disease.
Dutch:I know right
Baxter: All while we was out, she kept caling asking him when he's coming and when we left she tried to leave with us!
Dutch: When I was on the phone with him she kept asking him about our conversation!
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People who are knowledgeable about most things on the Internet but choose to have no data plan on their mobile devices.
That guy can only txt me because he has digital bipolar disease.
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Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.
Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.
Tulisa has Japanese Bum Disease
Simon Cowell has JBD
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Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.
2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain
Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!
2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!
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Life.
Worst Sexually transmitted disease ever.
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