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When you grab your cock (penis) with your hand and slap someone in the face.
My girlfriend gave me lip so I gave her a cock-a-doodle-doo.
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When you eat ass like Scooby eats Scooby snacks.
Guy 1: Man look at this girl, would you fuck her?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I'd fuck her, I'd give her ass a Scooby-Doo lick!
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Wasting time doing random un-productive work
"She has been all day Tu-Tu-Dooing"
"Why don't you make yourself useful instead of tu-tu-dooing"
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A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.
MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.
SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.
Use: The Dog Got Better...
"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him
MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...
"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries
SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.
Bonus Example:
When asked
"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."
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Cool, Awesome, Cool as Hec, Tubular, Narely, Coo Yo, Coolio, and thats righteous dude!
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A phrase invented by radio DJ Chris Moyles, as a take on such 'old skool' radio presenters such as Tony Blackburn.
Pop-a-doodle-doo, it's eleven minutes past the hour of nine!
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Sexual act of cumming into your own hand, using it as styling gel to give the girl a new hairdo, and then peeing on her.
I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I figured giving her the ol' Doo Wop Gold would take care of things.
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