When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you
Look at her one-eyed cunt !
When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.
Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!
*Also known as poop sack*
Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.
Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.
A Genshin Impact Phenomenon where most of the human race get the electro archon, Raiden Shogun (also known as Ei), after a few hours of her banner release
M1: Happy International Ei Day
G1: Guess who got Raiden. I did!
M2: You got her as well? I did too
G2: No way, I just got Ei now
a wanker who liked to be the cuck
here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate