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the feast of evil

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.

i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022


evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018


Evil Sheese

An insane or bonkers Sheese created by the sheese god

Im being eaten by an evil sheese

I don't know why the sheese god is making me fight an evil sheese

by Lin Siden October 26, 2022


liquid evil

Either something incredibly sexual or just evil personified in a liquid.

The second one was what I meant in my definition for “second”.

Sorry.

Liquid evil—in both definitions it is 70% pure evil. 99% off, buy now.

by Cat… with a K. August 25, 2023


citizen evil

a person or thing, usually a woman, that does deeply despicable and violent acts without being caught and having a malicious intent, such as abandoning babies/children, the killing of animals, extreme domestic violence, extreme, cruel, and unusual punishments on children, etc.

She left her one year old baby boy all by himself at home when she went on a week long vacation! It died on the second night. What is she, citizen evil?

by astrophilaic May 21, 2020


Resident Evil 1 Syndrome

When a character in a video game has hilariously bad voice acting

Man, forspoken sure suffers a lot of Resident Evil 1 Syndrome

by March 1, 2023


Evil org

A lifestyle/ clothing brand known for fire abstract clothing

Hey did you cop that new Evil org collection?

by Jayzman123 March 11, 2023