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No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰
Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
Bet
Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th
"Hey babe"
"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"
The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂
Dem ah bruk up
The end
Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!
what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️
BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂
Another word to desribe Finals and/or Final Exams since they can be a nightmare for students in High School and College.
1. Friend 1: Hey, let's go and see Dune tonight!
Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.
Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.
Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.
"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"