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hottest people to exist ever, respect them because ei is very beautiful, pretty and elegant and smart , ei is also known to be the strongest archon , live laugh love ei.
ei stans are intelligent
The look of shock or curiosity a person (mostly females) gets on their face when exposed to the genitals of one of the opposite. Wide eyed hand covered open mouth, sometimes gasping. The intoxication that feeds exhibitionist.
‘OMG Susie, look at that guy flashing us; I’m so flash-eyed!’… blush
A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.
He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster
Shrek: What's that
Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis
Shrek: I want that
NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.
DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.
When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine