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A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.
Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.
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A version of Facebook translated to Pirate Language.
All the links and default text on your Facebook homepage, along with others' profiles will be changed to read things in a "pirate-y" way.
-To enable this:
Go to your homepage->Click Settings->Select Language->Scroll down to English (Pirate)->Choose this option
"Dude, did you ever hear of Pirate Facebook??"
"Yeah! It's hilarious man, lolol. I changed my language to upside down font, afterward. It hurts my eyes xD"
Examples:
"Home - Home Port
Friends - My Hearties
Like Button - Arr, I concur!
Comment button - Weigh In
Logout - Abandon Ship"
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After recently adding someone as a friend, the person who friended the other person first looks through a ton of pictures on the second persons profile.
I facebook stalked Amanda last night after she accepted my request. He profile pictures are all hilarious.
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When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.
Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked
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a relationship that is unclear whether its actually true or not, that is shown on the info page of facebook
hannah stein and chris yapola are now married on facebook
beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!
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Facebook murder is to delete someone from your facebook friends list.
Facebook: Delete this person from your friends list? Person: muhahaha yesss facebook murder haha
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After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.
I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.
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