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A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
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a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.
rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"
the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina
BOB= the ladies like the five finger stinger
A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.
Emily (five star hater)- Hey Will, I saw you yesterday
Will- Oh, where did you see me?
Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!
Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")
The act of 2 people perfoming penatrative and oral sex with a third person whilst at the same time high fiving.
I wonder if she would allow us to give her a "High Five Hogroast"
The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.
#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.
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Wicked awesome Christian Ska band. Often very upbeat songs with interesting lyrics. Threw in the towel recently after recording their last CD ever, "The End is Near."
If you're a Ska fan and don't abhor references to God in their songs, you better buy their CD's.
"FIF is having a concert in town. My friend Beck's organizing it."
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