death and flowers

When you walk into a bathroom and the spray someone used to cover the rancid smell isn't doing its job.

Thomas was in the shitter for 30 minutes. I walked in right after and it smelled like death and flowers.

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Shield of Death

A term used in reference to the icon displayed when Windows XP or Vista has updates to install, thus resulting in a lengthy shut down of one's computer.

Dude, sorry I'm late. I went to shut down my computer and got the Shield of Death.

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The death tick

The sound a claymore makes in Call of Duty 4 when you trip it. Its nickname is the death tick because when you hear the "tick" you die.

I'll go in first, if you hear the death tick run....AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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shock death

A death in a slasher movie that's over the top and gory that shocks the audience.

The audience gasped at the sudden shock death.

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managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.

foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.

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Death Tax

A term derived from the parasitic nature of people who attempt to profit off of the deaths of famous people.

Advertisement: "Come get your Whitney Houston memorial T-shirt, poster, and CD for only $169.99!"

Guy 1: "What a prime example of the death tax. Some people just don't know how to pass up a chance to make money."

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Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.

"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice

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