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The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
A mixture of tobacco and Marijuana rolled into a cigarette.
"Hey man, is that a lefty?"
"Nah, got a french roll."
The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."
Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"
Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."
When you go in for a kiss and slip your tongue into your partners mouth instead.
Babe come on I just want to kiss you, stop sneak frenching me!
When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.
Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.
The act of having anal sex with a sexual partner who has poop in between their buttcheeks, creating a taco-like resemblance, and ejaculating causing a creme effect.
The French made a lot, French toast, French fries, French tacos,etc.
A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.
Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!