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Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.
Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey
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sticking a huge cookie up someones ass crack
she loves el fudge cookies
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Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.
Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge
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the piece of shit left on the head of your dick after anal sex.
I was plowing this girl in the ass and when I pulled out that was when I realized that I had an Alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC).
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Call the judge and get some fudge
Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
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When you have explosive diarrhea all over someone’s chest and then you proceed to top said chest with whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, and chopped almonds. You then put a bib on and proceed to say “let’s dig in!” As you ravenously dig in to this scrumptious dessert you have created.
Olivia ate a Hungarian Hot Fudge sundae the other night
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An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
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