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Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck
A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.
The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.
Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom
A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly and builds bridges, including building bridges between thugs getting eliminated and the community being kept free from evil.
Rochelle: (sipping coffee, looking out her apartment window) oh wow those police men are taking action and are arresting people that are making our streets much less safer.
JaQuan: Yeah that's how the street goons on 3rd shift in our police are: they go get it for the most part when they're fully staffed.
Rochelle: that cop has a mean look about him like he has a resting bitch face and that he does this three times a day.
JaQuan: ya that's the face and body language of a street goon.
Rochelle: he seems motivated in building bridges.
when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!