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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022


Do I Have A Name

my name.

Tom: What's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: Oh you don't have a name?

Me: No, I Have A Name.

Tom: Then what's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: *confused*

by do i have a name June 3, 2021


I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner

A fountain drink order comprised of half Coke and half Diet Coke.

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner.

by Schultzamatic February 17, 2018


Father I Have Sinned

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.

"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.

by Father Azuz February 23, 2020


imma have it one day

Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.

Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.

by Midnyte_87 January 27, 2022

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Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

by Xnot January 6, 2012


Have I Been Pwned

HIBP (Have I Been Pwned) is a data breach search engine. You may search with your email or password to see if your personal data has been published online.

Founded in 2013, HIBP has grown substantially and even has organizations such as the FBI providing them compromised data.

HIBP has an API and notification service for receiving a notice if your info has been posted.

Cloudflare partnered with HIBP to use K-anonymity for the password search. Doing so, your full password doesn't need to be sent to the server to check if it's been in a breach. The hashed passwords' prefix is sent rather, and the client does the rest of the work.

Person - "I've been getting security notice emails/other sus events"
Person's friend - "Check if you've been breached on Have I Been Pwned, good chance you're on there!"

by mak0001 September 8, 2021