Do I Have A Name

my name.

Tom: What's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: Oh you don't have a name?

Me: No, I Have A Name.

Tom: Then what's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: *confused*

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner

A fountain drink order comprised of half Coke and half Diet Coke.

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner.

I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

Have I Been Pwned

HIBP (Have I Been Pwned) is a data breach search engine. You may search with your email or password to see if your personal data has been published online.

Founded in 2013, HIBP has grown substantially and even has organizations such as the FBI providing them compromised data.

HIBP has an API and notification service for receiving a notice if your info has been posted.

Cloudflare partnered with HIBP to use K-anonymity for the password search. Doing so, your full password doesn't need to be sent to the server to check if it's been in a breach. The hashed passwords' prefix is sent rather, and the client does the rest of the work.

Person - "I've been getting security notice emails/other sus events"
Person's friend - "Check if you've been breached on Have I Been Pwned, good chance you're on there!"

Have a pull on the White Owl

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars

Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl

u have epic gae

ur just bad kid

tony (stares at mans ass) man (turns around) "NOW U HAVE EPIC GAE"
tony (cries)