eat his roll

Some pervert wanting to eat ass

Tim wants to eat his roll being Rays roll

Snare his victim

To dismiss a batman. Usually through the means of twitch, flight or a combination of both.

With my superior twitch I will snare his victim.

up in his grundle

A phrase describing being so close to someone that it is akin to being on a man's grundle

Person A: James was so close to Nick that he could feel his breathe.

Person B: Yeah, James was up in his grundle.

pinch his balls

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.

"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"

Hi-hat head

When listening to music, instead of bobbing ones head to the beat, one bobs ones head along with the hi-hat.

Every time that song comes on, he gets hi-hat head.

What's his balls?

A term for any male actor or public figure who's name one can not remember.

Oh yeah it's that spy movie with Vin Diesel and What's his balls?

Hi, anybody there :P ?

The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text

Normal People:

N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved

Socially Awkward

N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being