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A condition afflicting sophmores resulting in the follwoing symptoms: grouchiness, headache, tiredness,yawning, bitching, death, brain death, inability to do anything else and the obsession on a five on the AP exam. To avoid this condition ddo not take an AP course.
After Advanced Placement World History, i couldnt even tie my shoe laces...
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A class that causes students to fear the letters D, B, and Q together. Also causes them to question their sanity. If a class was ever the devil-incarnate, this is it.
It WILL take over your life. No question.
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The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago
Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"
Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."
Joe: " Let's go to sleep."
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The act of cleaning porn from your search history
CLEAR YOUR SEARCH HISTORY MOMS COMING
If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...
Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!
1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.
2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."
The person who holds extreme power to the universe and beyond. They can control everything at any time, in any number, at the same time.
Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers