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Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...

Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024


monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly March 9, 2018


Prawn Hold

The prawn hold is the act of slumping over a defeated opponent, with straightened and tense arms so as to prevent escape.

Variations of this procedure have included:
Wriggling and occasional spooning

Hugh: I just got Dwayne in the Rock Snare!
Alfred: Quick, get him in the Prawn Hold!

by HughareHugh July 7, 2011


Cock holding

When man inters a women and they just sit there in said position to see who will give in first

Sarah is cock holding mike to see how long he will last

by Smashinguawholefamily July 18, 2023


Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.

High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 15, 2023


Hold Jiggers

When your girl is on her period and the only way to get her off without coming up like a you just left a Gwar concert is to peek her panties down enough to still cover the rappel line, kinda like a meth head looking out some blinds, holding jiggers for some shadow people.

"My boyfriend refused to go down on me when I am on my period until Mike showed him how to hold jiggers, like a man, and tounge punch Satan's doorbell all fucking night."

by Ginjarigger February 7, 2021


Holding a pink shot

This means you pull absolutely no biches at all

Damn is that boy holding a pink shot, he definitely doesn’t pull no biches

by Thatboybig July 31, 2022