A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.
I gave jane a hot carlos last night.
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To take a dump. Deficate. Office slang in honor of a coworker who is know for making his "daily deposit" at work.
example: I had to go make a hot rodger.
Defecating on a glass table while a man named Hans observes from below. Also must be performed within the borders of Germany.
You haven't lived till you've received a hot Hans. It's the best!
Having intercourse with a female who has already been involved in the act, and who is therefore already “prepared” in terms of lubrication.
It’s your turn Steve, you’re hot starting on her so no need for foreplay.
A hot seeper is a really hot fart that comes out of the bum hole, usually following a microwavable dinner. Hot Seepers have the highest concentration of sulfur which promotes ridiculous reekage, and sometimes leaves brown fartstink-remnants in the underwears.
Oh man I was sitting at my cubicle after I polished off some instant spaghetti bolognaise and let a reeking hot seeper go under my desk. I definitely should have worn the black undies today.
A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement
“Wow I stink, “HOT SAUSAGE”
When a woman is sweating intensely inside her vagina so that it forms a "lake" of sweat. The penis then stirs the sweat in a circle to push it farther down the vag.
Tom: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub
Angelique: aww man, yeah let's do this, it's so nice
Michael: nah bruv, that's gross