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The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.
Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.
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most commonly used as a reference to the seeds of Ipomoea Tricolor, a species known for its content of the psychoactive compound LSA. It is mainly used by anyone in r/LSA
"Yo man I was searching on Ebay for untreated Morning glory seeds and these ones seem legit."
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when you're in a hurry and need to go to work as fast as you can, but you suddenly start to panic you've lost your phone or didn't switched off the iron
-Why are you so late, i wonder?
- I had a last morning rush because i couldn't find my phone
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The cyber-morning after is the morning after a party or night of people getting very drunk. The morning consists of updating your status to find out exactly what happened.
Cyber-morning after
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The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.
All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.
Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.
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The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez
I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache
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The best show in existence, hosted by two mid-age guys: Rhett And Link who probably just dropped out of college and needed another job
Rhett:"Hey Link, we need jobs lets make a morning show called Good mythical morning and get money" Link:"Sure"
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