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do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
Observed on august 21st. A most special day to celebrate celeste and give her gifts.
Have a good international celeste day!
On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.
a student or trainee who works, sometimes without pay, at a trade or occupation in order to gain work experience.
Do I get paid?
No, you're in intern.
Your co-worker who is somehow constantly trying to prove themselves while at the same time somehow attempting to do as little work possible.
That bitch Staci has such an intern complex.
This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.