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speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny May 24, 2018


tommy j

Tomato Juice

Yo man i'm just going to go down to the store and grab some Tommy J for my Bloody Mary.

by Lelbot 3000 March 31, 2014


Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true May 24, 2018


j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast

Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.

by tyd May 24, 2015


J-Leezy

This bastered violated not only me but my uncle and my dogs he is short in height and in langth and is a wanted criminal.

J-leezy is gay lol

by Buckey September 19, 2021


whoppy j

the leader of the bkk most people fear him and there is only one in the world,jim,hes the best in the world no one can beat him

(whopper jr)

oh shit its whoppy j and his crew

by whoppy j October 8, 2008


IVAM J

A godly version of Saheej.

GOD = IVAM J

by justin kimley May 11, 2021