The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.
I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.
Yo man i'm just going to go down to the store and grab some Tommy J for my Bloody Mary.
a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.
Person 1:who's that loser?
Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J
When you drink way too much way too fast
Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.
This bastered violated not only me but my uncle and my dogs he is short in height and in langth and is a wanted criminal.
the leader of the bkk most people fear him and there is only one in the world,jim,hes the best in the world no one can beat him
(whopper jr)
oh shit its whoppy j and his crew